Uptown Car Love: The 2013 Ford Fusion

BY Led Black (@Led_Black)

Photography by Paul Lomax (@PaulLomaxPhoto)

2013 Ford Fusion UC

Okay, so here is the situation. I am really big on cars. I currently drive a fully loaded 2011 Honda Crosstour in crimson or in Honda speak Basque Red Pearl II. I really like the car. I like the way she looks (all my cars are females for some reason) and I like the way she handles. In fact, she even has a name, Rhonda Burgundy.

The problem with Rhonda is that she is kind of a gold-digger. My monthly payments are astronomical and as Daddy Yankee would say, “ a ella le gusta la gasolina.” She is such a gas-guzzler that I have actually given myself a new name, Half-Tank Hank because I only fill up half way. Filling up completely, now that gas is like a million dollars a gallon, is simply out of the question.

Thus my conundrum, I like Rhonda but she is no longer affordable. It’s not you Rhonda – it’s me. Enter the new 2013 Ford Fusion. Not only is she a feast for the eyes but she is also easy on the wallet. The perfect marriage between beauty and brains – did I mention that SYNC comes standard on the 2013 Fusion? While the 2013 Ford Fusion and I are still in the courting phase, I think this might become serious. You might just see me Uptown this summer with my new girl.

For more: http://ford.com/cars/fusion/2013/

2013 Ford Fusion UC

2013 Ford Fusion UC

2013 Ford Fusion UC

2013 Ford Fusion UC

2013 Ford Fusion UC

2013 Ford Fusion UC

2013 Ford Fusion UC

2013 Ford Fusion UC

2013 Ford Fusion UC

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One Response to “Uptown Car Love: The 2013 Ford Fusion”

  1. Joel Moya says:

    It looks like an Astor Martin…

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